Comment Evil doesn't die (Score 1) 120
It never dies. It just takes on a new face, a new name.
A million little girls want a pony.
A pony isn't good enough for Altman - he wants a unicorn that farts rainbows, shits chocolate, and pisses lemonade.
It will be like replacing your daily morning cup of horse piss with cat piss.
You should really try dog piss, it's got a bad rep but it's a great way to start the day!
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.