"Lighten-up Francis"
I didn't ask why Canada is being economically hostile to America, I tried to understand how a datacenter in Michigan would become a high-value military target - who would invade the US and go after such a "high value" target? I speculated Canada because of it's proximity, but I guess you could add Mexico to the list, i don't know.
Could it be threats of annexation and being called the 51st state? Oh he really didn't mean those things? Then why did he say them?
It's called humor? It's called "getting a rise out of your opponent" (when negotiating)...
As I recall, the angst between Canada and US recently started because Trump wanted to tariff steel & aluminum - Canadians thought it was an attack by their closest trading partner, when all it really was was a ham-fisted attempt to try and increase/build-up US domestic production of Aluminum and Steel. And when Canada started puffing up it's chest and pushing back against America, that just made it more humorous.
And finally, your .sig:
"No reason why on the street today a citizen should be carrying loaded weapons" -- Ronald Reagan, 1967
I will point out two words in that quote - "today" and "1967" - it is not 1967 anymore, the world has changed just a bit in the last 59 years